Bank of America

Category: Business

Hilarious Yelp Review::

My dearest BofA ATM,

I love you. I cherish you. Not many other BofA's, WaMu's or Wells Fuck-me-Overs (Dubbed by Kim D.) can compare to you and your generous services.

You have given my fundage to me softly when I requested. You don't shove it in my face, you hand it over to me with a smile and a loud beep. I must admit, when overdrawn, I did feel a little rejected. No worries though, I know you just want the best for me, but I can't help when I must succumb to the voluptuousness of Badlands or the The Bar's sex appeal. Dammit, even The Mix calls my name. Oh, and don't get me started when I need to have a slice of pizza from Nizario's after my debauch-ing...

I forgive you for those couple times you ate my debit card, after I was rather...too blitzed to remember leaving it with you. It was my bad. How rude of me. I just wish you would've spit it back.

One day I will be back to dispense cash from you. It will be the best make-up transaction ever


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