Elderly man named Sleepy or something

1 pea: For nematodes only; a blight

Rating: 0 peas on 5-pea-pod scale
Price: $2 (?)
Serving: n/a (don't matter)
Verdict: I do respect my elders. They deserve it mostly. But this was especially awful. I don’t fault Sleepy (?) because I only understood every fourth word he said. He seemed friendly enough. And I felt bad making this man get up out of his chair; I thought it might the last time he ever walked. But I do fault him because he did say that he boiled his peanuts for a couple of hours. NOT GOOD ENOUGH SIR. If you want to support the cause, be polite and stop by. Give him a few bucks. But don’t eat those half-stewed legumes. Undercooked. Tiny fragments. Awful tastin’. I didn’t. Even. Finish. The bag.
Notes: Had read about him in the Gainesville Sun. They obviously wrote a human interest story, not a boiled-peanuts interest story.
Proprietor: Sleepy
Season: n/a (don't hold your breath)
Tasted on: 2002 (circa)
Soak time: n/a (doubtful)
Boil time: 2 hours
Other: This man has a machete. I would say be careful, but I’m not sure he can lift it over his head.

USA

Florida

Archer (or was it Jasper?)

Thought it was Jasper but must've been in Archer (just west of Gainesville) west of the stop light

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